I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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