As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
