he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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