tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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