They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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