I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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