your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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