Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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