Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
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