If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
