idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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