There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Rumble strips road head = magical
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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