It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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