He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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