I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
