I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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