I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
kristin has been a bad kristin
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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