I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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