You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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