you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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