what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Randomize
