well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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