why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
