It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Shame is for Republicans.
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