If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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