Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I need to sanitize my soul.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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