i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize
