I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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