Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
im calling her cock vulture from now on
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize