I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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