So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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