I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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