she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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