the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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