You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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