HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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