I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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