I am spending my child support on dildos
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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