We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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