if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Randomize
