I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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