I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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