Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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