I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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