Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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