do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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