Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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