Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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