I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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