He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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