do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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