What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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